Monthly Archives: June 2021

Read Chapter 14 Afterword: And May Your Morning Bring Rebirth Scarlet made it most of the way home, but as they reached the edge of the Festerings neighborhood, the excitement of the day caught up with her and she started …

Read Chapter 13 Chapter 14. The Best Things are Ings Daisy and Sigmund did indeed give Scarlet the dreams-cape. “You can wear it to Rotburg next month,” said Dr. Sigmund. He leaned close and whispered. “Don’t tell Mr. Sever, but …

Read Chapter 12 Chapter 13. What Do You Wish For When You Have Everything? All that remained of Barnaby were two chewed-up boas and a trail of feathers quickly being blown into the night. “I’ll go!” yelled Chunk Sr. “Spasm, …

Read Chapter 11 Chapter 12. Totally Grossome Out gushed Scarlet and Grandma Bone a wash of wolf goo. Scarlet scrambled to her feet, rushed at Barnaby, and kicked him in the wolfnuts. Grandma tackled Barnaby. WHOOMF. While Barnaby simultaneously howled …

Read Chapter 10 What Goes Down Must Come Up “What’s it?” sputtered Grandma. “We’ll make him hurl!” “Great idea, Scarly. Tickle his epiglottis!” “His what? “The dangly thing in your throat. It always worked on your father when he was …

Read Chapter 9 All the Adventure Scarlet Can Stomach Scarlet’s whole undeath flashed before her eyes during that trip down Barnaby’s gullet. Her world had always been full of dark and ordinary things, but it was only now, at the …

Read chapter 2. Read chapter 2, “The Haggis Project.” The Cloak Smelled Like Squirrel Pee If you think about it, traditions around clothing are kind of weird. Why do we wear Christmas sweaters? Or wedding dresses? Or business suits? Or …